The sopranos
Season 2.Episode 11
House arrest.
-Janice:Uncle Jun'?
-Junior: In here, the kitchen!
-Ritchie: Where you been?I've been calling you
all afternoon.
-Junior: My fucking hand is stuck down the drain.And I can't reach
the fucking phone.
-Janice: Good thing I'm nice, 'cause I could start tickling you.
-Ritchie: Jesus Christ.How long you been standing there?
- Junior: Six hours! Now get the fucking detergent and lubricate my wrist! Motherfuckin'son of a bitch. I thought you were Bobby.
-Janice: Why didn't you just call a plumber?
-Junior: With what, my fucking toes?!
-Junior: In here, the kitchen!
-Ritchie: Where you been?I've been calling you
all afternoon.
-Junior: My fucking hand is stuck down the drain.And I can't reach
the fucking phone.
-Janice: Good thing I'm nice, 'cause I could start tickling you.
-Ritchie: Jesus Christ.How long you been standing there?
- Junior: Six hours! Now get the fucking detergent and lubricate my wrist! Motherfuckin'son of a bitch. I thought you were Bobby.
-Janice: Why didn't you just call a plumber?
-Junior: With what, my fucking toes?!
