413 # The hall of the mountain king

 

Mad men

Season 2.Episode 12

The hall of the mountain king

 

 

 

-Sterling: What do you want?

-Peggy:  I need to speak with you.

-Sterling: Honey, I have a 6:30 dinner reservation, and unless you want to pull me there in a rickshaw, I have to get going.

-Peggy:  Well, I'm a copywriter.

-Sterling: Why, did I call you something else?

-Peggy:  No. I don't know if you're aware, but I brought in the Popsicle account today. On my own.

-Sterling:  Hey, Ginger, did you hear about this? I gotta go.

-Peggy:  Wait. I need my own office. It's hard to do business and be credible when I'm sharing with a Xerox machine. Freddie Rumsen's office has been vacant for some time. I think I should have it.

-Sterling:  It's yours.

-Peggy: Really?

-Sterling: You young women are very aggressive.

-Peggy: I didn't mean to be impolite.

-Sterling: No, it's cute. There are 30 men out there who didn't have the balls to ask me. 

 

412 # The jet set

Mad men

Season 2.Episode 11

The jet set

 

 

-Harry Crane: Peggy and Kurt in the Village, oh, my.


-Salvatore Romano: Oh, don't be shy. I think you two are adorable.


-Kurt: What is with this?You think Peggy and I?


-Kent Crosgrove: We do.


-Kurt: I'm homosexual.


-Kent Crosgrove: I don't think that means what you think it means.


-Smitty: Kurt.


-Kurt: No. I make love with the man, not the woman.


-Harry Crane: What?


-Kurt: Eight?


-Peggy: Of course. Absolutely.


-Kurt: Enjoy the dancing beans.


-Harry Crane: Did you know about this?


-Smitty: He's from Europe. It's different there. More for me.


-Harry Crane: So Kurt is a pervert. How about that?


-Joan: He certainly had me fooled. Mr. Cosgrove, do you want me to invite the girls in?


-Kent Crosgrove: I knew queers existed. I just don't want to work with them.


-Smitty: What, he's the first homo you ever met in advertising?


-Kent Crosgrove:  You think Smitty's in love?


-Harry Crane: Which bathroom does he use?

411 # The inheritance

 

Mad men

Season 2.Episode 10

The inheritance

-Don: Every scientist, engineer, and general is trying to figure out a way to put a man on the moon or blow up Moscow, whichever one costs more. We have to explain to them how we can help them spend that money.

410 # Six month leave

 

Mad men

Season 2.Episode 9

Six month leave

-Roger: All I'm gonna say is do you want to be right, or do you want to be married?
I know marriage isn't a natural state, but you do it.

-Don: Why?

-Roger: I don't know. The kids.

 

 

409 # A night to remember

Mad men

Season 2.Episode 8

A night to remember

-Betty: Now you look me in the eye. You never do that.

-Don: Yes, I do.

-Betty: You never say you love me.

-Don: Yes, I do. You know I do. I say it all the time.

-Betty: No, you don't.

 

 

407 # The gold violin

Mad men

Season 2.Episode 7

The gold violin.

 

-Harry Crane: What do you think about it?

-Cooper: Nobody has ever asked me that. Probably because it's none of their business.

-Harry Crane: Right.

- Cooper: How does it strike you?

-Harry Crane: Sir, I know nothing about art.

-Cooper: Mr. Crane, you're here because of numbers. Stick to that. Don't concern yourseIf with aesthetics. You'll get a headache.

-Harry Crane: Of course.

-Cooper: People buy things to realize their aspirations. It's the foundation of our business. But between you and me and the lamppost, that thing shouId double in value by next Christmas.

 

 

 

406 # Maidenform.

Mad men

Season 2.Episode 6

Maidenform.

 

 

 Kinsey: So I was thinking. Women right now already have a fantasy, and it's not going up the Nile.It's right here in America. Jackie Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe.
Every single woman is one of them.Watch this.Jackie.Marilyn.Jackie.Marilyn...Well, Marilyn's really a Joan, not the other way around.

 

 

 

  

403 # the new girl

Mad men

Season 2.Episode 5

The new girl.

 

 

-Dr: Did your testicles descend normally?

- Pete Campbell: Absolutely.

-Dr: And have you ever fathered a child?

- Pete Campbell: No.

-Dr: Have you ever had difficulty completing the sexual act?

- Pete Campbell: Drinking doesn't help. But no. I always reach home base.

-Dr: Do you have difficulties with arousal?

- Pete Campbell: Jesus. I'm a red-blooded American male, okay?

-Dr: No one is questioning your manhood, Mr. Campbell. You could be a warrior, an athlete, a bull of a man. George Washington was sterile. Fertility has nothing to do with manliness. 

 

402 # Three sundays.

Mad men

Season 2.Episode 4

Three sundays.

 

 

-Cooper: Son of a bitch. Stupid little... You there. Chewing your cud. It's one thing to be unladylike. It's another to treat our office like a subway platform. Pack up your Wrigley's and go home.

-Secretary: How could it be my gum? My gum's in my mouth.

-Cooper: This place is a zoo.

-Duck: Thank you for getting hi out of here for the day. Lose the gum, then ge yourself some dinner. He won't remember firing you.

 

 

 

401 # The benefactor.

Mad men

Season 2.Episode 3

The benefactor.

 

- Roger: Cooper thought it showed initiative. So you're in here now. I'm smiling. What do you want?

- Harry Crane: Well... I guess, for one thing, I think that we should have a television department. All the other agencies have them. And I think I should run it.

- Roger: You're now the head of the Television Department, which is comprised solely of you. Anything else?

- Harry Crane: Well, actually... I think I deserve a raise.

- Roger: And I think... you've already received a sizable reward. Let's not get greedy.

- Harry Crane: I'm not being greedy.

- Roger: Are you arguing with me? How much do you make?

- Harry Crane: $200 a week.

- Roger: Plus drinks. Give me a number.

- Harry Crane: How about 310?

- Roger: No one makes that around here. Not even close. How about two and a quarter? Say yes.

- Harry Crane:  Yes.