337 # Army of one

The sopranos

Season 3.Episode 13

Army of one.

 

-Carmela: Is that what we're preparing him for? A career in the military?

-Tony: No, no! One day at a time.

-Carmela:You want to train him to be a professional killer?

-Tony: Oh, will you stop? they're soldiers! And the united states army hardly goes to war anymore!

-Carmela: They were marching with rifles, Tony!

-Tony: They're symbolic, the barrels are plugged!

-Carmela: Symbolic of what?

-Tony: Respect!

 

 

336 # Amour fou.

The sopranos

Season 3.Episode 12

Amour Fou.

 

-Dr. Melfi: why are you so attracted to dangerous relationships? Why do you put your marriage in such danger?

-Tony: Maybe I'm looking for a way out. You ever think of that?

-Dr. Melfi: Anthony, you'll never leave your wife.

-Tony: Bullshit. There's a limit to how much shit

-Dr. Melfi: she might leave you, but you'll never leave her. Despite your mothering, you made one good decision in your life. Vis-a-vis women, you're not gonna throw that over.
Your own selfishness is too strong to let that happen.

-Tony: Alright, alright.

-Dr. Melfi: Actually, in spite of everything, you're a very conventional man.
 

 

 

 

333 # Pine barrens

The sopranos

Season 3.Episode 11

Pine Barrens.

-Paulie: Hello?

-Tony: It's a bad connection. I'll talk fast. The guy is some ex-commando. He killed 16 Chechen rebels single-handed.

-Paulie: T? T, that you?

-Tony: Goddamn it.

-Paulie: I didn't hear what you said.

-Tony:  I'll talk fast. The guy you're looking for killed 16 Chechen rebels single-handed!

-Paulie: Get the fuck out of here.

-Tony: Yeah, nice, huh?

-Paulie: He was with the Interior Ministry. He's a Russian Green Beret.

-Tony: This guy cannot come back to tell this story. You understand?

-Paulie: I hear you.

-Tony: I'm serious, Paulie.

-Paulie: Ton? Ton, you there?

-Tony: Goddamn! Fuck! Call me back!

-Paulie: You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.

-Chris: His house looked like shit.

331 # To save us all from Satan's power.

The sopranos

Season 3.Episode 10

To save us all from Satan's power.

 

 
-Baccala: Tony...

-Tony: Hey!

-Baccala:I got stuff for the party, toys. From me and Junior. They're not wrapped, but this way they can see what they're getting.

-Tony: Tell junior thank you.

-Baccala: What?

-Chris: Ho-fuckin'-ho.

-Tony: You're right.

-Baccala: What are you talking about?

- Paulie:You wanna play Santa Claus at the party this year?

-Baccala: No, I can't do that.

- Silvio: Why not?

-Baccala: I don't know, I don't know how.

- Paulie: What's to know? You ask 'em what they want for Christmas, you give 'em a nice toy, and that's the end of it.

-Baccala: No, not me, I can't.

- Paulie: Yes, you can.

-Baccala: I can't!

- Paulie: Why not?

-Baccala: I'm shy.

- Paulie: The boss of this family told you you're gonna be Santa Claus, you're Santa Claus. So, shut the fuck up about it.

 

 

 

329 # The telltale mozzadell.

The sopranos

Season 3.Episode 9

The telltale mozzadell.

 

-Tony: What are you doing here?

- Carmela: Answer your father.

- AJ: I got sent home.

-Tony: Why? Why?

- AJ: I got in trouble.

- Carmela: Your son broke into his school and vandalized the pool.

-Tony:  How do you vandalize a pool?

- Carmela: They threw stuff in, broke things.

-Tony: Why'd you do that?

- AJ:  Screwing around.

-Tony: On your mother's birthday?

- AJ: It wasn't. It was after midnight.

-Tony:  What are you, fucking stupid? Huh? So you're suspended?

- AJ: I don't know.

- Carmela: This is serious.He may be expelled.

-Tony:  What'd they say?

- AJ: Nothing. They sent me home.  You have to go see the principal.

-Tony: On your mother's birthday. 

 

 

327 # He is risen

 

The sopranos

Season 3.Episode8

He is risen.

 

-Ralphi:  Heard what he did with Thanksgiving?

- J. Sack: It's not good, Ralph.

-Ralphi: Tell me what I did to this guy. Turned down a drink? I wasn't thirsty! Ever since I'm back from Miami, he's up my ass. I'm earning with three hands here and he's still not satisfied. And then he fucking hits me? He's not leaving me a lot of options.

- J. Sack: Don't talk crazy. You wanna commit suicide, pills are a lot easier.

-Ralphi: What would Carmine say if I wanted to switch families, come with you guys?

- J. Sack: Carmine doesn't know who you are.

-Ralphi: You could tell him.

- J. Sack: Ralph, listen to me. As a friend, I know Tony can be difficult.His father was the same. They need someone to demonize. New York and Sopranos have long-standing ties. That won't change. Not for you or anybody else. You want me to be frank? You brought it on you with that girl.

-Ralphi: A: She was a whore. B: She hit me.And that wasn't my kid she was carrying.
It was the fucking coke. I should have never started with that shit. Fucking Miami, it's all over the place.

 

324 # Second opinion.

The sopranos

Season 3.Episode 7

Second opinion.

 

-Carmela: He's a good man, he's a good father.

-Therapist: You tell me he's a depressed criminal. Prone to anger, serially unfaithful. Is that your definition of a good man?

-Carmela: I thought psychiatrists weren't supposed to be judgmental.

 

 

323 # University

The sopranos

Season 3.Episode 6

University.

 

-Carmela: And how are things with Noah?

-Meadow: He's going up to Hampshire College with his friend from L.A. He said he told me about it, but I know he didn't. Don't you think that's weird that he would just do that?

-Carmela: I don't know, I don't really know him.

-Meadow: And his friend, Josh, I mean... I guess he's okay.

-Carmela: So, you two are still dating then?

-Meadow: Is that a problem?

-Carmela: You started this conversation.

 

 

322 # Another toothpick.

The sopranos

Season 3.Episode 5

Another toothpick.

 

 -Carmela: Oh, is this how it works? You're looking for someone to point the finger at?

-Tony: She didn't say anything. Don't get defensive!

-Carmela:You know what? Maybe you should explore your own behavior.Maybe you pass out because you're guilty.You stick your dick in anything, maybe that's a root cause.

-Tony: Very nice. That's very nice.

-Carmela: Mm-hmm

-Tony: I told you months ago I broke it off with that Russian person. Right?

-Carmela: It's like smoking your whole life and then suing cigarette companies.

-Tony: You agreed to come here.

-Carmela: Forget it, this is fucking ridiculous.

321 # Employee of the month.

 

The sopranos

Season 3.Episode 4

Employee of the month.

 

 

 -Tony: Now, what did I do? What's the matter? Tell me. What's the matter?

-Dr. Melfi: Go sit over there. We'll do this. Go. It's just my knee.It's okay. Go on.

-Tony: What? I mean, you wanna say something?

-Dr. Melfi: No.