-Harry Crane: Peggy and Kurt in the Village, oh, my.
-Salvatore Romano: Oh, don't be shy. I think you two are adorable.
-Kurt: What is with this?You think Peggy and I?
-Kent Crosgrove: We do.
-Kurt: I'm homosexual.
-Kent Crosgrove: I don't think that means what you think it means.
-Smitty: Kurt.
-Kurt: No. I make love with the man, not the woman.
-Harry Crane: What?
-Kurt: Eight?
-Peggy: Of course. Absolutely.
-Kurt: Enjoy the dancing beans.
-Harry Crane: Did you know about this?
-Smitty: He's from Europe. It's different there. More for me.
-Harry Crane: So Kurt is a pervert. How about that?
-Joan: He certainly had me fooled. Mr. Cosgrove, do you want me to invite the girls in?
-Kent Crosgrove: I knew queers existed. I just don't want to work with them.
-Smitty: What, he's the first homo you ever met in advertising?
-Kent Crosgrove: You think Smitty's in love?
-Harry Crane: Which bathroom does he use?
