The sopranos
Season 5. Episode 3
All happy families.
-Tony: What's different about you?
-Carmela: He has no eyebrows, Tony!
-Tony: Who did this?
-A.J: We were just screwing around.
-Tony: What'd you say to your mother?
-Carmela: Tony...
-Tony: What did you say?
-A.J: I said the "F" word.
-Tony: You're finished. You're never gonna drive that car till you're 45 years old.
I'm selling it tomorrow!
-A.J: She wouldn't let me talk, I was trying to tell her what happened.
-Carmela: Oh see, it's my fault.
-Tony: All right, let's hear it.
-A.J: Well, I was gonna go to Meadow's but there weren't any cabs. I didn't think you'd want me standing in the street at 11:30 at night.We were right by the hotel.
-Tony: Enough of your lying.
-A.J: I am not lying!
-Tony: Look at your face! If you've got some kind of sexual proclivity with that teacher or whatever, now is the time to tell us! What went on up there? Poppers and weird sex?
-Carmela: He has no eyebrows, Tony!
-Tony: Who did this?
-A.J: We were just screwing around.
-Tony: What'd you say to your mother?
-Carmela: Tony...
-Tony: What did you say?
-A.J: I said the "F" word.
-Tony: You're finished. You're never gonna drive that car till you're 45 years old.
I'm selling it tomorrow!
-A.J: She wouldn't let me talk, I was trying to tell her what happened.
-Carmela: Oh see, it's my fault.
-Tony: All right, let's hear it.
-A.J: Well, I was gonna go to Meadow's but there weren't any cabs. I didn't think you'd want me standing in the street at 11:30 at night.We were right by the hotel.
-Tony: Enough of your lying.
-A.J: I am not lying!
-Tony: Look at your face! If you've got some kind of sexual proclivity with that teacher or whatever, now is the time to tell us! What went on up there? Poppers and weird sex?
